When “I Love You” Breaks Reality: Preorders Are Live for JEN & GARY’S INFINITE (QUANTUM) ENTANGLEMENTS

Preorders are now live for JEN & GARY’S INFINITE (QUANTUM) ENTANGLEMENTS by Nick Gregorio, arriving April 28, 2026. Here’s the inciting problem: Gary Leslie finally tells his best friend Jen Scott that he loves her. The universe does not take this well.

Reality cracks open. Time folds. Causality gets drunk and wanders off. Gary is thrown into a kaleidoscope of alternate lives where he wakes up as things that range from improbable to deeply concerning: a tyrannosaurus rex, a murderbot with questionable ethics, a sentient island nursing volcanic ex drama, a mooman (moose-man, obviously), and even a coffee mug sitting quietly on someone’s kitchen counter while the cosmos hums along around it.

Every time he wakes up, the world is different. The rules are different. The body is different. Sometimes the stakes are apocalyptic. Sometimes they are heartbreakingly small.

But across every reality, every absurd mutation of existence, one constant keeps resurfacing:

Jen.

What begins as multiversal chaos slowly reveals its real gravity. Beneath the jokes, the transformations, and the gleeful speculative weirdness is a much more uncomfortable question: what does it actually mean to love someone well?

Because love, as it turns out, is rarely clean. It can be sincere and still selfish. It can be tender and still reckless. Wanting someone does not automatically mean you know how to hold them without breaking something.

Gary’s confession doesn’t just fracture the universe. It exposes the fragile fault lines inside friendship, longing, and the stories we tell ourselves about who we are to the people we love.

The result is a novel that moves at the speed of chaos but never loses sight of the emotional core pulsing beneath it.

This book is:

as zany as it is heartfelt

as vulgar as it is sexy

as violent as it is sweet

as ridiculous as it is painfully sincere

as funny as it is quietly devastating

In other words: a romantic comedy that absolutely refuses to behave.

Nick Gregorio has written a book that gleefully tears through genre walls while still landing squarely in the territory that matters most: messy human connection. It’s speculative fiction with a cracked-open heart. A love story that is self-aware enough to laugh at itself while still taking the emotional stakes seriously. A story about the multiverse that is, ultimately, about the fragile singularity of caring about another person.

And yes, at one point, Gary is a coffee mug.

We promise that makes sense when you read it.

Reality may not survive.

But your TBR absolutely will.